Bog Roll Bombs

Written by Gerard on Monday 9 July 2007

Daniel is in the middle of a deadly phase - the sneaky dropping the toilet roll into the toilet phase! Because of his size and the distraction that the other two (and their friends) often present, he's finding it very easy to sneak into the bathrooms and make a bog roll bomb. I think all of our kids have done this at one stage or another. It doesn't make fishing the damned things out any easier though. Here's the worst one though - one of the kids' friends went to the toilet just after Dan had thrown a roll in. Couldn't have been a number one, it had to be a full-on, rancid number two. Why is it that other people's kids make ungodly smells when they visit our bathroom? Well, anyway, I was off at work, so Lisa had the honour of removing the offending article. Not before phoning me and trying to pass responsibility to me. Thankfully, she didn't wait until I got home and worked up the nerve herself. As of right now, we're locking the bathroom doors from the outside so that he can't do any more damage. Up until today's grocery shop, Dan had caused quite the toilet roll shortage through his little crusade!