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A Mother's Ingenuity

What's the old saying?  Something like, "necessity is the mother of invention."  Necessity = having a baby who crawls everywhere and climbs everything. Baby proofing is a daily process in my house, and I'm sure you can relate.  That means that sometimes I have to be creative.  For example, I was sort of hoping that my daughter would ignore the garbage can next to our entertainment center.  It's small and white, I thought that maybe it would blend in. 

Wrong.  My daughter was into that faster than I could say, "Don't eat your fingernails!"  So it moved. 

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Liar Liar

You know the old schoolyard saying, "Liar Liar, pants on fire!" Well, Rachel came up with a wacky variation this evening: "Liar Liar, pants for hire."

I don't know where it came from but I was slightly shocked and wildly amused at the wit in the saying. I'm assuming it came from a cartoon or something, because it's not the type of thing she'd just come up with.

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